See, It's this way. I'm cruisin' down the street on my way to the Austin Concourse d'Elegance in my pride and joy. I'm minding my own business taking real good care of my ride... not wanting to get it dirty, because I spent the previous day detailing her to the bare bones... when all of a sudden this cowboy in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me and... WHAM! the front end... then BAM! he spins me around and takes the back end.
Several expletives later and a police report... I make the decision to go to the Concourse anyway, so the roll back delivers me to the show site. Hey! I'm a Jaguar owner.